Listen, I’m no babe in the woods. I been down some trails pal. Mountain trails. Forest trails. I’ve hiked the … More
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What a reflective airport
“What a dramatic airport!” Mel Brooks: High Anxiety Dr. Richard ‘Harpo’ Thorndyke pronounced San Francisco’s ‘a dramatic airport.’ I’ll give … More
In which I resolved to, once again, go down to a mythical sea
Listen, I’m sitting in the Atlanta airport. And who knows what’s gonna happen next? So I’ve decided that it’s time … More
Al, Louis, me and Chiappini’s
Listen, everybody who’s been here for a spell has their own favorite Chiappini’s story. And now that the old Melrose … More
Why I’ll never leave Floriduh
Cunningham! If you’re so damned critical of our wonderful state, why the hell don’t you just up and leave? Yeah, … More
auto-Floriduh anarchy
That’s right, it’s time for another edition of my ongoing auto-American Anarchy series. Only this time it’s all Floriduh all … More
The new/old Seagle: Good to go for another 50 years
Turns out two gators have been standing sentry over the Gainesville hotel that never was. Who knew? “I’ve been driving … More
In which I cross paths with a cocky Great Blue
Like I told you before, friends and neighbors, I’m in the habit of stopping by Lake Alice on my early … More
The boas lurking in my closet
I am not making this up. When I retired from The Sun, many moons ago, I stuck all of my … More
Saving GNV’s Sleepy Bear
Downtown’s new/old Gainesville Lodge is having its grand…um…reopening this coming Thursday, April 16, from 4 to 6 p.m. They are … More
