Blame the bird

Ah Budapest! Which, roughly translated, means city of rotten luck. Listen. I’m going to try to explain this complicated city … More

Vienna waits for you

Listen, I spent nearly six or seven hours in Vienna, so I’m in a great position to tell you all … More

My chat with Kafka

So I may have neglected to mention this, but while I was in Prague I had this insatiable desire to … More

The book on Melk

Being a trained observer of the human condition I of course feel an obligation to report to you my observations … More

Once more upon a Danube

Little known historical fact: Danube is pig Latin for damned u-shaped river! I either read that somewhere or I just … More