The Tower of London bores me. Hell, it’s not even much of a tower. Just a low stone enclosure built…

A low-loader, some traffic cones and “the sort of dudes who can set up a Metallica concert in 24 hours”…

I’m trying to think, don’t confuse me with facts: Plato Random thoughts after three days in the birthplace of democracy…

Here’s the skinny on Mykonos. And you can trust me on this, I spent three days there. I’m like a…

“Ah Santorini!” Indiana Jones Having spent three days on this sparkling gem in the Agean Sea that was once almost…

Listen, I’m no babe in the woods. I been down some trails pal. Mountain trails. Forest trails. I’ve hiked the…

“What a dramatic airport!” Mel Brooks: High Anxiety Dr. Richard ‘Harpo’ Thorndyke pronounced San Francisco’s ‘a dramatic airport.’ I’ll give…

Listen, I’m sitting in the Atlanta airport. And who knows what’s gonna happen next? So I’ve decided that it’s time…

Listen, everybody who’s been here for a spell has their own favorite Chiappini’s story. And now that the old Melrose…

Cunningham! If you’re so damned critical of our wonderful state, why the hell don’t you just up and leave? Yeah,…