Guess what guys, it’s time to embrace the horror! Look, we’ve got front row tickets to the end of the … More

Like Alice’s White Queen and Florida’s Great DeSanitizer I am prepared to believe six impossible things before breakfast. Because, I … More

I wrote this piece for publication in The Sun. What to do when you own the oldest elevator in Florida … More

The last time I drove into Canada a customs agent asked me to state my business. “I’m from Florida and … More

I collage therefore I am. Donnie, simply, is. Over the years I’ve compiled a staggering number of Trumpy collages for … More

The once and future dead downtown By the time the Oaks Mall opened its doors, out by the interstate in … More

Is it just me or is it the passage of time? It seems like only yesterday. But in fact it … More

Donald Trump vows to bring manufacturing jobs back to America. And I think he’s gonna pull it off. If Mexico … More

Listen as a professional stringer together of words – not to mention a self-certified Trained Observer Of The Human Condition … More

This is the second of a series of blogs about the e-bike revolution – or more accurately, the e-personal mobility … More