Listen, we all come to Rapa Nui to see the giant stone moai. Because they are the, um, biggest game … More
Author: FreeGNV
Adrift in a land of myth and mystery
Listen, I’m no Gaughan. And when you think about what happened to him after he ran off to Tahiti to … More
A couple a hours in the streets of Saint Iago
So I’m on my way to Easter Island see. And you can’t get there without you go through Santiago. Unfortunately, … More
My most mysterious island
Islands enthrall me. Always have. As a kid my favorite Jules Verne novel was Mysterious Island. My favorite TV show … More
From his mouth to deaf ears
Of all the asinine things The Great DeSanitizer has ever said – and they are, by now, uncountable – this … More
What! Sell a piece of GNV history?
Trump may (or may not) want to sell GNV’s federal courthouse. I say may (or may not) because the building … More
Can Dems flip Newberry blue?
No question, if there is a laboratory for half-baked GOP ideas in Alachua County it is Newberry (town motto: Annex … More
Mick Jagger tried to warn us
Mick has never been shy about mocking our Great Orange Cheeto. Britain’s rock legend has cheekily panned Trump’s policies, his … More
The Great Unraveling
Guess what guys, it’s time to embrace the horror! Look, we’ve got front row tickets to the end of the … More
What’s for breakfast Guv?
Like Alice’s White Queen and Florida’s Great DeSanitizer I am prepared to believe six impossible things before breakfast. Because, I … More
