I’m with you there, The Donald
Well, it took a while, but Trump finally posted something I agree with. Trying to justify the street execution of a Minneapolis man by ICE thugs, Trump seized on the fact that the dead guy was carrying a handgun (that he was licensed to carry, by the by).
“He had a gun, only criminals carry guns on our streets, we need law and order. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President Donald J. Trump.”
There you go. I also believe that it ought to be a crime to carry guns on our streets. But then, I am an unrepentant gun control libtard.
Trump and his party, on the other hand, have been sucking up to the NRA for so long that his social media post surely qualifies as rank heresy. I can’t wait for the public burning.
What a sweetheart
Speaking of incendiary social media posts, Florida’s U.S. Rep. Randy Fine (R-Bedlam) gave ICE a hearty “Well done” for putting down an “armed insurrectionist” in such a, um, terminal fashion.
But being a trained observer of the human condition I would be remiss if I didn’t speak up in defense of our rowdy Randy.
He is, after all, a miserable excuse for a carbon based life form, and thus can’t help himself.
Bless their hearts
Actress Sharon Stone is taking heat for saying people who voted for Trump are “uneducated” Americans. As someone who has, perhaps rashly, described Trump voters as “morons,” I must rally to Stone’s defense.
She, like me, was giving Trump voters the benefit of a doubt.
Because anyone who did not vote for this lying monster out of ignorance must have surely done so out of malice, malignancy and pure hatred for their fellow Americans.
You know how southerners tactfully say “bless your heart” when someone says or does something absolutely bonkers? Yeah, that’s pretty much what Stone did when she chalked voting for Trump up to poor schooling.
Grinnin’ and pickin’ and choosin’
Remember when The Great DeSanitizer suspended Gainesville native and elected State Attorney Andrew Warren for allegedly (which is to say without any proof at all) “picking and choosing” which laws he would enforce?
Great! That means our anti-Ron must surely be getting ready to suspend Florida Attorney James Uthmeier for the same original sin.
Uthmeier tactfully picked Martin Luther King Jr. Day to announce that his office would refuse to defend dozens of state civil rights laws because he unilaterally decided they are race-based and therefore unconstitutional.
“The hypocrisy of the Governor and flunkies is off the chart,” Warren texted to the Florida Phoenix. “They’ve falsely accused others of selectively enforcing the law while treating the Constitution like a suggestion box. It’s abhorrent to lecture us about the rule of law while rewriting it in crayon.”
Warren never did get his job back, despite a a judicial ruling that his removal violated his First Amendment rights.
But don’t dispair, pal. Our Guv is nothing if not consistent. No question he’s gonna remove the AG he personally appointed…any day now.
No…really.
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