Is there any law that will prevent me from declaring Pelican Island a Federal Bird Preserve? The answer was a … More

Like I told you once before, friends and neighbors, I suffer from CNS. Crick Neck Syndrome. It is a condition … More

Can we talk about pee bottles please? Not for my sake, you understand. I obviously have no need of such … More

I was going to post a humorous piece today about my silly feud with Facebook.  But it’s clear that today … More

When Joe the Georgian gets here, we will dance, dance, dance. Al Stewart: Last Days Of The Century. Oh, for … More

That’s right. It was Flying Pigs On Parade Day in GNV again. You gotta problem with that, pal? Third year … More

Sparks In The Park is GNV’s best new tradition. It’s been a tough year, GNV. But we are a resilient … More