
Glenn Terry is a man of many parts: Founder of the Flying Pig Parade. Protest performance artist. And now…well, let’s just call him GNV’s merry prankster.
Remember the “Best Friends” statue of Trump and Epstein that popped up in the D.C. Swamp and bedeviled the Great Orange Cheeto a couple of months back?
Well, Terry and his buds (they call themselves GNV Citizens for Democracy because it has a better ring than “old fascist-hating hippies”) have obtained a Lilliputian version of the original.
And they are having a fine old time displaying these besties in bronze here, there and everywhere about town.
Why? “To remind everyone that we are still waiting to see the long-promised Epstein files.”

The frolicking felons popped up outside UF’s Emerson Hall next to Albert and Alberta.
And then they apparently, um, flounced over to the Bat House.
And the next thing you know, they were, um, gushing over UF’s display of Heisman winners outside the stadium.

Because these, um, bouncing besties really are quite small in stature – rather like the people they were modeled after in many respects – it requires some creative camera angling to make them appear life-sized.
Rather like the people they were modeled after…in many respects.
But what the hell, if something is worth doing, it’s worth getting down and dirty to do it right.
In any case, Terry promises that “The replica of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein will continue its Gainesville tour until the files are released.”
Or perhaps until hell freezes over. Whichever comes first.

Who knows where in GNV these besties will pop up next?
GNV’s merry prankster knows.
