With thanks to Adam Sandler (Mixed Nuts) for today’s headline
Are pythons now the good guys?
Since invasive pythons have been named official Alligator Alley immigrant detention camp guards, is the state gonna call off the annual Python Hunt?
AC’s I-75 eco development project at risk?
Having built its bed tax-funded Sports Palace out on I-75 as economic development for interstate-side fast food joints and chain hotels…will Alachua County now have to bail out its bankrupt host, Celebration Pointe?
Wither the rainmaker?
Now that The Great DeSanitizer has signed the bill banning weather modification in Floriduh, will rain dances be outlawed? Will only outlaws rain dance?
Wrong address, dudes
Floriduh Republican U.S. Sen. Rick Scott and Reps. Greg Steube and Byron Donalds have sent a letter to UF’s Board of Trustees demanding a more “open” presidential search. Shouldn’t they have sent that letter to The Great DeSanitizer and the Republican legislators who gutted the Sunshine Law so they can hand-pick university presidents in secret?
Really? GNV is Floriduh’s Beruit?
The Men’s Journal has reported that Gainesville is the most dangerous college town in America. What in the hell is The Men’s Journal and what in the hell are they even talking about?
Texas to Floriduh, thanks a bunch
Speaking of Alligator Alley: Remember when our anti-Ron wanted to send plane loads of undocumented aliens to blue states? Except the Guv couldn’t get his hands on enough of ‘em in-state, so he had to pop over and borrow a cup of illegals from Texas. Will Texas now have to air lift its illegals here to fill up the Guv’s new Everglades immigrant tent city?
What’s the deal with the mugs
Listen, I understand why the Alachua Chronicle (Local News You Can Trust) runs a lot of mugshots. That’s just good click bait for law and order types. But why does every mug shot bear Alachua Chronicle watermarks? Does AC maybe have a side gig and actually shoots the mugs for ASO?
‘Sooo many things to wonder’
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