We have a policy that if you’re driving on one of those streets and a mob comes and surrounds your vehicle and threatens you, you have a right to flee for your safety. And so you drive off and you hit one of these people, that’s their fault for impinging you: The governor of Floriduh.
Wait! What?
We’ve been in touch with the event organizer on Saturday. There’s been great application and back and forth. And so we feel like we really understand what their goals are: The chief of police of Madison, Wisconson
Gee Toto. I don’t think we’re in the Free Kill State of Floriduh anymore.
Alright, I’m just gonna say this and let the cow chips fall where they may.
I’ve always bragged about GNV being a feisty little blue dot in a sludge-red Floriduh sea. I mean, GNV voted for McGovern, for goodness sakes.
But for the last day or so I’ve been wandering up and down State Street. In Madison, Wisconsin.
Home of the Badgers and cows and cheese curds.
And I gotta say…
…this is definitely not Trump country.
Why, if Floriduh’s Great DeSanitizer ever passed through Madison he’d like to faint dead away of the vapors.
And then probably get himself up and urge passing motorists to run over protestors because it’s their right.
At one end of State Street is the state capitol building. Which is flying a pride flag for the entire month of June.
Hell, Floriduh’s DOT won’t even allow multi-colored lights on bridges in June lest someone mistake them for some sort of subversive secret Pride message.
All I’m sayin’ is that you can sniff the scent of well behaved anarchy in the Madison air.
And nobody seems even a little bit sympathetic toward He Whose Name Must Be Spoken.
Which is really cool.
Because, you know, come Saturday He Whose Name Must Be Spoken is throwing himself a big, beautiful military parade.
But the rest of us are going to celebrate No King’s Day.
And I’m starting to suspect that No King’s Day is gonna be a little bit more lively, and fun, here on State Street than it will be in GNV.
I mean, the signs are everywhere.
All I’m sayin’ is get with the program GNV!
A little bit of well behaved anarchy can be good for the soul.
Because we’re running out of time.
Oh, and did I mention that….
…our President is a….
…oh, you already know that.
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