Frankly, I’m stunned that it took The Great DeSanitizer so long to discover his secret power. I mean, he only has about a year left in which to make the rest of us bend to his iron will.
His secret power?
Upon learning that a reporter was asking questions about his wife’s phony balcony charity, the anti-Ron sent a Cease & Desist order to said reporter.
Who promptly died laughing.
What next Guv?
After complaining about “disgraceful” riots on the other side of the country, he promptly sent a C&D order to every anarchist in Los Angeles.
Catching heat for signing a bill to outlaw fluoridation of public drinking water, he issued a C&D to tooth decay.
Receiving a text notice from the Florida Department of Transportation that his car will be seized if he doesn’t pay off overdue tickets, the Gov dispatched a C&D to the Prince of Nigeria.
Annoyed by constantly being made fun of in Freegnv blogs, he issued a C&D to…
…oops…wait a minute…gotta read this…
…never mind.
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