Whose side is he really on?
All along we’ve been thinking that the Trumpster is a not-so-deep cover Russian asset. But what if, after all, he’s really doing undercover work for an even more (gasp!) sinister evil empire?
Credit Sen. Paul Rand, R-Ky for breaking the code. Speaking of Trump’s tariffs, Rand said “it’s not only that they’re bad economically; historically, tariffs have decimated the Republican Party that supported them.”
Following the tariffs that touched off the Great Depression, Rand said Republicans “did not control the House or the Senate for 60 years after the Smoot-Hawley Tariff. So I would argue that tariffs, particularly at least for recession, are devastating politically.”
Is Trump really a blue asset working hard to cement a generation of Democratic rule?
Is his handler, not Putin but Newsom?
Oh the humanity!
What’s got our anti-Ron in such a snit?
What’s eating The Great DeSanitizer?
Of late he’s been badmouthing, not the usual liberal suspects, but rather his own GOP colleagues.
Our anti-Ron is so unhappy with the GOP Legislature’s failure to follow his marching orders to a T that he’a been accusing them of being (another gasp!) Democrats in disguise.
“Most people in most parts of this state have no chance to get elected with a ‘D’ by their name…Some of them are even switching to become Republicans now,” DeSantis says. “The problem is, these are folks that they think if they say that they’re for Trump or put a red hat on or do all this, that you’re dumb enough to let them be liberal and basically stab you in the back. But just because they have that ‘R’ by their name, you’re not going to care. That doesn’t work, okay?”
My guess is that, having made such an unspectacular showing during his presidential run, Florida Republicans are smelling blood in the water all around our Great DeSanitizer. What his aborted run showed, above all, is that people simply don’t like our anti-Ron. They don’t even want to have a beer with him, let alone name him successor to the Trumpster.
Responding to the Guv’s rants, House Speaker Danial Perez said “It seems the last week or so, the governor has been a little more emotional, and has been upset.”
Which is the southern political equivalent of saying “Bless his heart” when someone has clearly gone off the deep end.
Oh, and I love TGDS’s reaction after fellow Republican Randy Fine won his congressional race by a less than a landslide. “…he’s a squish, ok?… He repels people,” said the Guv.
Talk about a pot vs. kettle moment.
Time to get really tough
Now that some states have taken to executing death row inmates by firing squad, Florida pols are beginning to worry that they’re looking soft on capital punishment. Lethal injection being much to human.
Not to worry. Legislation is in the works to allow firing squads as well as nitrogen gassification in the Free State Of Florduh as well.
Which just goes to show how little imagination our political overlords have.
If they really want to reclaim the title of Baddest Executioners Of All, the Ledge needs to bring back keelhauling. As per Wikipedia, “a form of punishment and potential execution once meted out to sailors at sea. The sailor was tied to a line looped beneath the vessel, thrown overboard on one side of the ship, and dragged under the ship’s keel, either from one side of the ship to the other, or the length of the ship.”
Of course, to do that Floriduh would need a ship. But the Ledge has already given our anti-Ron his own army. Might as well give him a navy while they’re at it.
Stranger than fiction
I was watching “Geostorm” the other day. A lesser known Gerard Butler epic about a space station designed to modify the weather (in a good way) that went haywire and started doing the opposite.
Fortunately we don’t have to worry about such plot twists here in Floriduh. Not with legislation in the works to outlaw all forms of weather modification over our red state’s fair blue skies.
As per Blaze Media: “Miami Republican Ileana Garcia’s Senate Bill 56 would prohibit “the injection, release, or dispersion, by any means, of a chemical, a chemical compound, a substance, or an apparatus into the atmosphere within the borders of this state for the express purpose of affecting the temperature, weather, climate, or intensity of sunlight.”
Garcia says “There is a lot of unauthorized activity that is currently not regulated both at a federal and a state level, and this is where we wanted to start. This is how we are trying to create a method to the madness by creating a reporting mechanism that starts with complaints to the Department of Environmental Protection.”
Up next: A bill to ban time travel before the progressives (Democrats) who ran Florida during the ‘60s and ‘70s decide to leap forward.
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