
Of all the asinine things The Great DeSanitizer has ever said – and they are, by now, uncountable – this one is surely the dumbest of all.
Touting his Minnie Me version of DOGE, the anti-Ron said his administration is gonna take a “deep dive” into the state universities to make sure none they aren’t force feeding students stuff that isn’t necessary for job hunting. (Coming soon: The University of Florida College of Air Conditioning Repair.)
As for all that liberal arts crap: “Florida’s getting out of that game,” said Gov. High Horse. “You want to do things like gender ideology? Go to Berkeley.”
Oh the horror! UC-Berkeley? That disreputable hippy haven that, year in and year out, ranks among the very best of the best American public universities?
Listen, if I were a young Floridian looking for an alternative to The Great DeSanitizer’s State Vocational Training System I’d say: “Yeah, Guv, throw me into that briar patch.”
Please and thank you.”
