Mick Jagger tried to warn us

Mick has never been shy about mocking our Great Orange Cheeto. Britain’s rock legend has cheekily panned Trump’s policies, his bizarre ways, his outfits, his diet and more.

“We wanted to play ‘Wild Horses,'” Jagger said during a recent concert. “All we needed was 11,000 more votes. There’s a more important vote coming up in November. Don’t forget to vote in that one.”

This in mocking reference to the 11,000 votes Trump wanted the State of Georgia to “find” in order to stave off defeat at the hands of Joe Biden.

Alas, we didn’t listen. And not for the first time.

Because I believe Jagger saw Trump coming way, way, way before the rest of us did. If his 1968 masterpiece “Sympathy For The Devil” wasn’t written with Trump in mind it certainly should have been.

Alas, like a modern day Cassandra, nobody listened to him.

Too late now. Still, let’s take a little walk down memory lane with The Stones, shall we?

Whoo-hoo, Whoo-hoo

Get down!

I was ’round when Jesus Christ

Had his moment of doubt and pain

Made damn sure that Pilate

Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Whoo-hoo, Whoo-hoo.

Get down!

Stuck around St. Petersburg

When I saw it was a time for a change

Killed the Tsar and his ministers

Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank, held a general’s rank

When the blitzkrieg raged

And the bodies stank

I watched with glee

While your kings and queens

Fought for ten decades

For the gods they made

I shouted out

“Who killed the Kennedy’s?”

When after all

It was you and me

And I laid traps for troubadours 

Who get killed before they reach Bombay

Whoo-hoo, Whoo-hoo!

Get down!

Whoo-hoo, Whoo-hoo!

Get down!

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!

Get down!

Mick, Mick, Mick!

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