Donald Trump vows to bring manufacturing jobs back to America. And I think he’s gonna pull it off.
If Mexico and Canada buckle under Trump’s embargo threat, there will be an explosion of new manufacturing jobs all across America – as small time entrepreneurs rush to supply the domestic demand for fentanyl.
Of course it’s a win-lose situation: If the foreign fentanyl cartels can’t peddle their stuff here anymore they won’t need to buy so many American guns. Col. Colt’s loss
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Hey, anybody surprised that The Great DeSanitizer has tapped the Florida Highway Patrol to partner with ICE to crack down on illegal immigration? Why not call up the Florida National Guard, for instance?
First, our anti-Ron has to use the National Guard to help keep Florida’s understaffed prisons running. So our weekend warriors are already, um, tied up.
Plus, the FHP’s main job is handing out tickets on Florida’s highways. And there’s nothing loyal auto-Americans (aka MAGA voters) hate more than getting a ticket for exercising their God-given right to drive as fast as they please.
More illegals nailed, fewer tickets written. That’s a win-win for the beloved Guv of our Free State Of Floriduh!
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Speaking of a Floriduh win-win, this one is an act of sheer genius.
Floriduh has sales tax holidays so parents could buy school supplies at the beginning of each academic year. Great idea, right?
Now The Great DeSanitizer wants to extend the same sales tax holiday – um, let’s call it a sales tax cooling off period instead – so Floridians can buy their guns and ammo more cheaply.
“We are unveiling the ‘Second Amendment Summer’ tax holiday, so from Memorial Day to the Fourth of July, you can get your ammunition, your firearms, and your accoutrements tax free in the state of Florida,” our hair-triggered Gov. fired off this week.
And that’s only fair. In this here free state people who shoot up schools deserve a tax break just as much as people who attend them.
Hell, in five years we’ll probably have a sales tax holiday for good old American manufactured fentanyl.
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