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Revolt!
In a colossal waste of time and (our) money, The Great DeSanitizer has decided to call a special legislative session to address all sorts of urgent things that simply can’t wait until the regular session begins in March.
This despite the fact that both the President of the Florida Senate and the Speaker of the Florida House say no special session is needed.
“It is completely irresponsible to get out ahead of any announcements President Trump will make, especially when uninformed or ill-timed state action could potentially impair or impede the success of President Trump’s forthcoming efforts to end illegal immigration, close our borders, and protect the sovereignty of our nation,” Said House Speaker Daniel Perez and Senate President Ben Albrittonin in a joint statement.
To which our Gov responded, with all the wisdom and insight of a Solomon: “Are ya kidding me?”
Kinda takes you back to the good old days of legislative independence. Like that time Dempsey Barron told Gov. Reuben Askew to “stay the hell out of my Senate.”
Defeminize the soy boys
Let’s give a hearty Floriduh welcome to Scott Yenor, political science professor at Boise State University and The Great DeSanitizer’s new appointee to the Board of Trustees of the University of West Florida.
What are his qualifications? Let’s just say that by his words ye shall know him:
Yenor has called colleges and universities “the citadels of our gynecocracy” designed to nurture the “personal and political evils that flow from feminism.”
And: “If we want a great nation, we should be preparing young women to be mothers, not finding every reason for women to delay motherhood until they are established in a career or financially independent.”
And: “Male achievement in our country is not celebrated, though males continue to be the highest achievers.”
And my favorite: “Perhaps mandatory gun training and promotion of wrestling and other acts of physical courage are necessary in our age of soy boys.”
Seriously, with this kind of intellectual leadership it’s only a matter of time before some lucky Floriduh ex-soy boy nabs UWF’s first Nobel Prize.
Because, like Yenor says: “If every Nobel Prize winner is a man, that’s not a failure, it’s kind of a cause for celebration. More successful men will mean more happy citizenry and a stronger nation.”
Seriously, Floriduh, you can’t make this stuff up.
Free the lab rats
Speaking of future Nobel Prize winners, Florida Surgeon General (and distinguished UF professor) Joseph Ladapo wants Florida cities to stop adding fluoride to drinking water for fear of the “neuropsychiatric risk associated with fluoride exposure.”
And I’m gonna back him up on this one because, like every good Floriduh resident, I’ve done my research (Google) on this one.
Fact: The first city in the world to fluoridate its drinking water was Grand Rapids Michigan, in 1945.
Fact: Since then, a great many of those original Grand Rapids lab rats, um, I mean water drinkers have either died or gotten really, really old and really, really frail.
Lapado and I rest our case Floriduh.
Blind justice
And how about Floriduh teen Noah Galle? He liked to make Tik Tok videos of himself driving his BMW M5 at speeds well north of 100 mph.
He was doing about 151 mph when he slammed into a SUV and killed six farm workers.
“For that, Galle faced a minimum sentence of 55 years. Last week, Palm Beach County Circuit Court Judge Sherri Collins accepted a plea deal engineered by the State Attorney’s Office and Galle’s defense, giving him 12 years. If you wondered what taking a life costs, there it is: two years, each,” writes Tony Doris, editorial page editor of the Palm Beach Post.
And yes, I am encouraged, if not astounded, that some Floriduh newspapers apparently still have editorial page editors.
He continued: “The judge presumably considered what was presented to her, including Galle’s attorney’s testimony that the now 20-year-old is full of remorse, and that he created a non-profit that raised more than $100,000 for the victims’ families. And yet.”
You wish, for optics’ or political aroma’s sake if nothing else, the State Attorney’s Office hadn’t rushed the case. You wish, somehow, police had picked up on the TikTok videos of a kid tearing down local roads and offering $25 to anyone who could guess his speed. You wish. But when all is said and done, how do you fix dead?
Whether 12 years or 55, nobody’s happy. Because the victims never had any say in their fate. And they got a death sentence.
Justice being blind as a bat out of hell driving a BMW M5 in this here Free State Of Floriduh.
Wait! What?
Oh, and not to forget that special grand jury The Great DeSanitizer appointed – just before his ill-fated presidential run – to root out all of the criminal activity related to Covid 19 vaccines.
The grand jury’s verdict is finally in: No evidence of criminal activity whatsoever.
“We did not find any statute that we believed would be an appropriate vehicle for a criminal indictment based on the facts we have laid
out in this Final Report,” jurors allowed.
However: “Records and testimony we collected in our tenure showed that time and again, sponsors operated hand-in-glove with regulators to promote their products in the marketplace.”
Clearly our anti-Ron needs to create yet another grand jury, this one to investigate suspicious, but not criminal “hand-in-glove” behavior on somebody’s part.
Hopefully they can have their findings ready in time for our anti-Ron’s next presidential run.
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