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Declaring Jan. 6 a national holiday. Like France’s Bastille Day, only it’ll be called Insurrection Day and each year will be celebrated by burning down yet another shuttered government building.
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Watching Tesla Cybertruck sales go through the roof now that Elon has assured us that it is “bad” for terror attacks.
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Watching grocery prices plummet.
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Passing around the plate at Florida Field for NIL beer money.
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Waiting with breathless anticipation to find out which political hack will next be tapped as the only carbon-based life form in the known universe qualified to be the next president of the University of Florida.
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The Celebrity Death Match where Steve Bannon tries to rip Elon Musk’s face off.
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Attending the annual UF Luigi Mangione lookalike contest.
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Waiting for some Great DeSanitizer-loyalist judge to rule that 72 percent of GRU’s legal owners voting in favor of local control doesn’t mean spit in this here Free State of Floriduh.
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Watching Joe Biden exit the White House with upraised middle finger on each hand – one for the Republicans and one for the Democrats.
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Watching UF students hold daily classroom sleep-ins in solidarity with The Great DeSanitizer’s War On Woke.
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The renaming ceremony when UF’s College of Liberal Arts and Sciences becomes the College of Conservative In Your Face Values.
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Two words: Mass deportations.
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White House sponsored “Great American Pickin’ Days” in a desperate bid to get the crops harvested after all the field hands have been deported.
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Attending fun parties at Matt Gaetz’s house while waiting for him to declare his candidacy for governor.
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Oh Brave New World that has such people in it.
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