Has anybody else noticed that The Great DeSanitizer seems to keep shrinking in stature and prominence every time he opens his mouth?
Gov. Strikebreaker
There was fire in his eyes as TGDS announced that he would deploy the National Guard to Florida’s major ports because Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have allowed “supply chain interruptions to hurt people who are reeling from a category 4 hurricane.”
Alas, the words were barely out of his mouth before longshoremen ended the strike. Either they were scared stiff of National Guard scabs taking their jobs…or they were just ready to go back to work.
Just as well. Between packing them off to secure the Texas border, or to stand sentry at state prisons because there aren’t enough correctional officers, Florida’s “part time” soldiers could use a break.
Anyway, our anti-Ron is probably gonna need them in a couple of weeks to guard against liberals stealing the election.
Not now, Joe
To avoid the embarrassment of being publicly seen with the President Of The United States touring Florida’s hurricane damage, The anti-Ron fled to Marco Island. There to hold a press conference about something or other.
Close one, Guv.
Know your enemy
Here’s what The Great DeSanitizer said about ducking a call from Kamala Harris:
“So, what she’s doing is she’s trying to inject herself into this because of her political campaign. So, as the governor here, who’s leading this, I don’t have time for those games.”
Here’s what TGDS had to says about all of the malicious lies Donald Trump is spewing about hurricane relief efforts:
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Talk about your basic silver-tongued devil.
Operation sanitize
The Great DeSanitizer has no problem using taxpayer funds to spread misinformation about the abortion rights amendment on the November ballot. But when the other side presumed to run TV ads in favor of the amendment….horrors!
TV stations running said ads are getting letters from the state threatening prosecution for violating Florida’s “sanitary nuisance” law. (And, yes, I did have trouble keeping a straight face while writing that sentence.)
Only in the anti-Ron’s Free State of Floriduh would a “sanitary nuisance” (whatever the hell that is) misdemeanor outweigh the First Amendment.
Which is why FCC Chair Jessica Rosenworcel felt it necessary to release this official statement:
“The right of broadcasters to speak freely is rooted in the First Amendment. Threats against broadcast stations for airing content that conflicts with the government’s views are dangerous and undermine the fundamental principle of free speech.”
Fence straddling chafe
Hey, remember the mugwumps? In an earlier century they were politicians who perched with their mugs on one side of the fence and their wumps on the other.
Turns out that our anti-Ron is the last surviving mugwump. He purports to believe that people who think Democrats control the weather and people who believe the science behind climate change are both…, well, conspiracy theorists.
Mused our trusty anti-Ron: “And this is on both sides. You kind of have some people think government can do this, and others think it’s all because of fossil fuels. The reality is, is what we see — there’s precedent for all this in history.”
Two words come to mind: Lilly livered.
Or maybe his mind is simply diminishing as quickly as his stature.
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