Not since Mel Gibson’s character magically acquired the power to read their minds – to know What Women Want – has another carbon life form demonstrated such keen insight into the wants needs and desires of women.
And it turns out to be soooo obvious that the rest of us mere mortal males are kicking ourselves over having missed it.
Women want to be happy, beautiful…and free from having to think about abortion.
And Donald Trump, every incel’s ideal wing man, is promising to deliver.
As per his Truth Social Post:
I WILL PROTECT WOMEN AT A LEVEL NEVER SEEN BEFORE. THEY WILL FINALLY BE HEALTHY, HOPEFUL, SAFE, AND SECURE. THEIR LIVES WILL BE HAPPY, BEAUTIFUL, AND GREAT AGAIN!
Let’s see Mel Gibson top that!
Oh, so that’s it
And all this time we’ve been blaming the Gator’s losing seasons on head coach Billy Napier (not to mention his three predecessors). But along comes Nick Sabin to set straight us poor misguided innocents.
Well, I think maybe the problem isn’t the coaches. You know, they’ve been through four coaches since Spurrier and Urban Meyer, who both created a tremendous culture of winning there. And sometimes the fanbase can just think ‘Well we can show up and expect to win.’ And not make the commitment to the program that you need to make to be able to continue to make the changes and investments you need to make to keep up with changing times.
In Saban-speak that means the Gator Nation hasn’t spent nearly enough money yet to claw its way back on top.
What? You mean that $85 million football training center wasn’t enough? And must we now top Ohio State’s $20 million NIL sweetener?
So what’s it gonna take, Gators? Another hundred million? A billion?
Hell, UF could buy itself a gaggle of Noble Prize winners for that kind of dough. But it’s chump change when you’re going for something truly significant for the betterment of mankind:
Another national championship.
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