Quotes to ponder, mull over and feel uneasy about.
Wait, what?
No kidding. Our Donald actually said this?
The transgender thing is incredible. Think of it; your kid goes to school, and he comes home a few days later with an operation.
Wow! I remember when school nurses could only give you a band-aid.
Words to live by
I was drawing the golf course polygons and putting a point down where the hotel was going to go in Anastasia State Park and I was already disgusted but it just kept getting worse and worse.
I just happen to be a guy in the middle of all this and the clock was ticking, and I figured someone has to step up to the plate and stop the madness.
James Gaddis, a state cartographer who blew the whistle on The Great DeSanitizer’s Great Outdoors Initiative to build large hotels, golf courses and pickleball courts in state parks.
Gaddis was fired. Because in the anti-Ron’s Free State Of Floriduh no good dead can go unpunished.
Words to eat sour grapes by
Here’s the thing, I’d rather not spend any money on this, right? If people don’t want improvements, then don’t do it.
The Great DeSanitizer upon being caught with his pants down after Gaddis spilled the beans on his under-the-radar Great Outdoors Initiative.
If you can’t say something nice
DeSantis was always a rage-hampered homunculus, but now that he’s been humiliated on the national stage and his presidential aspirations squashed like a palmetto bug, he’s only gotten angrier. And he’s taking it out on Florida.
‘Great Outdoors’ is dead for now. But in Florida, bad ideas never really go away. They just go dormant until the nihilists who run this state think nobody is watching.
Diane Roberts, Florida Phoenix columnist.
Outcomes R Us
The incidents that have been happening off the field are not something we condone. It’s very unfortunate, ‘disappointing’ I guess is the best word. I always talk about processing outcomes in wins and losses. We try not to base things on outcomes. In this case, the outcomes are very disappointing.
UGA head Coach Kirby Smart on the rash of DUI, reckless driving and speeding charges leveled against Bulldog football players.
Outcomes R Him
When is the University of Georgia going to hold Kirby Smart accountable? This is becoming a weekly thing, and it is ridiculous.
A Bulldogs fan angry about the rash of arrests involving UGA football players.
Words cannot describe
The term ‘describes sexual conduct’ is so broad that it would require removal of the Oxford English Dictionary…from school libraries. The Oxford English Dictionary, however, is not obscene.
From a lawsuit filed by a group of book publishers challenging a Florida law that allows challenges to school library books.
Deep down he’s shallow
I think we have to become a more consistent team, and we have to execute better. If we can focus on those things and not necessarily what some guy in his basement is saying in rural Central Florida on social media then we got a chance to get better.
Gator football coach Billy Napier after a blowout loss to Miami.
Dude, where do you live?
They don’t have basements in Florida. It’s too close to the water. So Billy, know your geography my friend.”
College football commentator Paul Finebaum on Napier.
The Mayor’s on top of things
I think the mayor is drunk and she just, she just literally—oh, she just drove over our mailbox.
The mayor?
I don’t know who she is. She’s claiming to be the mayor.
Did she ever tell you her name or anything like that?
What is your name, ma’am?
Mayor Teresa Heitmann.
Transcript of a 911 call after the mayor of Naples, Florida, Teresa Heitmann, allegedly followed a couple home and ran over their mailbox. She was arrested for DWI.
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