Listen, anybody can see the “major attractions” in San Francisco. Just hop on a tour bus.
But me, I like to read between the lines. Or rather between the signs.
I am remanded of that time I fell through the paper ceiling and then went for a beer.
To figure out what a city’s really like you gotta keep at least one eye open for its, um, sign language.
Feeling like a tadpole today? We can help.
And, yeah, if you’re gonna stand for nothing less than revolution, you really ought to bring your kid along.
I think it’s important to say you’re sorry when you’ve killed humanity. It shows remorse.
Is the government hiding the truth about UFOs because they don’t want us to know that aliens are invading our tastebuds?
And can kissing torsos play footsies?
They are very socially conscious in San Francisco.
End hunger.
Food democracy now!
Save the toilets or hold the chicken.
San Francisco has so much public waterfront…literally miles of it…that you can’t blame them for bragging about it.
I for one appreciate a caviar bar that is both sustainable and handcrafted. (We’re talking fish eggs, right?)
Did you hear the one about the equal opportunity archer?
And don’t even think about brow-beating a muni driver. They are very touchy about that sort of thing.
Shedding? Molting? Growing gills? Have I got a deal for you.
I get it that beer speaks and people mumble. But what’s the dog doing?
Just once I’d like to see a sign that says “Thank you for walking your car.”
But I’m ok with closing streets to everything “except bikes.”
I’ve got questions:
Is Baseballism an art or a science?
Does it really matter if you smoke in a building that already contains cancer causing chemicals?
Oh, and when the fleet’s in, are you still supposed to lock up your sister?
I got nothing. Nothing.
People come first? I’ll drink to that.
At least one neighborhood in autoAmerica is slowing traffic with panache.
Is it a good idea to preach about “zero waste” while brandishing bags and bags and bags of…well…waste.
Don’t tell me SF isn’t a party town.
I never heard of a “Shoggoth With Smiley Face Before. “ Now that I have it’s keeping me awake at night.
For the record, I heartily approve of keeping vehicles off the sidewalk.
But I really, really want to know why Bayside has been so damned unlucky since 2000.
I find it commendable that the San Francisco Airport provides “animal relief.“ I just want to know why they put it next to the men’s room.
They are very proud of having invented the martini in San Francisco. But did they really?
They are always working on a groovy thing in that City By The Bay.
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